@Møbius: Sorry, Ill be more specific for the laymen. How is this article related to the automotive enthusiast on an automotive website?

Black 1999 Subaru Impreza RS. My First all new car.

@Drew Magary took away your star 14:22 PM: Well that's my point, take another read of the article the author isn't even sure the car is belongs to the guy in the pic. Basically all this is a story about is a retarded smoker wearing purple shoes while standing behind a parked Porsche. Frankly for an auto enthusiast…

How is this news?

"It takes more than just a paint job to win at thunder road"

I have to admit I love underdogs in any competition, and this is no exception. I am surprised these are not more popular though as the Fox platform was used throughout the Ford Lincoln and Merc product line all through the 80's yet eeeevvverybody builds a Mustang while this little wagon looks just as cool.

It's not the height of the mountains that counts, it's the climb!

I hear more and more stuff like this every day, but what puzzles me is not that someone thinks this type of behavior is ok! that truckloads of these useless assholes pop up everywhere thinking it's a great idea to keep doing stupid crap over and over again as if their not going to get hurt or kill someone else. Or…

The hole is not nearly large enough, add another few hundred yards to it and then you got my attention.

Ahh, but what they didn't tell you was that it was equipped with a completely ordinary 1.8 liter 4 cylinder carbureted, pushrod, chain driven cam engine that gets 19 mpg with a 0 - 60 time of 17 seconds.

Don't make me upload images of Sarah Palin now!

Don't make me upload images of Sarah Palin now!

Incredible experience, and it made me miss my 99 Impreza RS too!

Bored Beyond Belief

@TheAntiCat: Punchline that follows: that cat was the best fuck I ever had!

I used to live in Maryland, saw this type of attitude all the time from authority especially. Splitting hairs over factory taillights? - get a friggin life! I was happiest when I left a dust trail escaping that self serving "son-of-a-state" and never looked back.

Soon to be in everybody's neighborhood.

@TheAntiCat: That made me laugh, thanks!

OK there's that, AND the 1973/4 Dodge Tradesman 300 van behind it. WOW SHI%& what a place.