Yeah, loaded handguns in wheelchair pillows and knives inside speed sticks apparently.

“Please don’t pack grenades”

PHANTOM seatbelts!

You ain’t seen nothing yet. Next week I’m going to write a damn book on the JL.

like David was going to write anything other that Jeep stuff anyway.

Holy shit you didn’t finish a Taco Bell bean burrito and then still wanted to eat it the next day?

My wife and I own a Ford Flex. We have no kids.

I drove my friends BMW and used the turn signals.

I don’t consider this “misuse,” but some people get SO triggered by the things I do with my BRZ.

“EHRMAGURD!!! YOUR CAR IS PROBABLY A RUST BUCKET NOW!!! RWD IS SO DANGEROUS IN THE SNOW!!!”

“EHRMAGURD!!! YOU CAN’T TOW THINGS WITH A BRZ. IT SAYS SO RIGHT IN THE OWNER’S MANUAL. BUY A FERD F-TEEN-THOUSAND!!!”

I’ve literally…

I fondly recall driving 25 miles home from Bed Bath and Beyond in a Miata with the top down and a laundry basket over my friend’s head because it was too big to fit on his lap and too big to fit on his head with the top up

Restoration on a car that probably hasn’t had it’s first tire change yet.

Surprisingly I saw a Lambda this year. This one:

Red water was already burnt, so this water can’t catch on fire like other blue/clear water, duh.

Government start wildfires and use them as an excuse to spray extreme mind altering chemicals on people. MSM covers up.

You don’t seem to be aware that it is a direct homage to the old Alpine...

Careful now, you’re coming awfully close to suggesting to an American not everything is about them all of the time. This never ends well.

“... Honda Accord Sport that comes standard with very stylish 19’ wheels.”

Where’s the banhammer when you need it?