Think I can I get this one by Christmas?

David is a dream tenant - honestly. Single engineer guy who keeps to himself and just works on junk cars?

People give David a really hard time for how he treats the house, and some of that is deserved. But honestly, a relatively quiet tenant who always pays there rent and isn’t out and out destroying the house, is worth their weight in gold. People don’t seem to understand how horrible renters can be.

I guess California wants to leave the biggest car ban footprint.

I’m in the Philippines, how the fuck would I know? That’s why I’m asking.

If a Jeep is so far gone that even YOU entertain the thought that it’s not worth keeping, it’s time to let it go. Strip what little you want to keep from it, and then load it up on your friend’s trailer to get a few bucks from the scrap dealer. This Jeep has provided more than enough story fodder and memories to be…

When I was a teenager, we had I think two mailboxes get knocked off of their wooden post by kids hitting them with baseball bats as they drove by. My dad put a metal post in the ground and bolted the mailbox to it...

You realize most people never realize their vehicle is leaking to begin with right?

Several years ago, there was a rash of mailboxes getting run over by some hooligan in my grandfather’s neighborhood. He decided to protect his mailbox by placing a large bolder, roughly the size of this one, next to his mailbox.

these jokes are getting boulder by the minute

Proof that you shouldn’t take that rock for granite.

I wonder if some of those drivers were stoned.

The rock is just helping out. You know, rolling cars over that belong to people who don’t worry about such trvial things as “spatial awareness” when they are driving a vehcile. On second thought, give this rock a medal.

Bottle Depot manager Nicole Dunai is attempting to get the rock moved in front of the building so that it’ll “still be a part of the community” but perhaps not destroy all of the community’s cars.

I can’t wait to be rich and have a supercar. I will blow people’s minds. I already get silly looks with all the goofy stuff I do with my BRZ. People think sports cars are like dainty little flowers that can’t do any work at all :P

Maybe he was just wanted to pine for attention?

I’m not sure what a DeLorean has to do with bacon, but MmmMMMMMMMMmMmmMm Bacon Time.

I know I missed the boat on this one, but a while back I chased down a guy in a black Porsche 993 w/PCA stickers all over it. Thinking he was an enthusiast, when I finally caught him at a light, I rolled the window down and said “nice 993" to which he gave me a disgusted look and said “its actually a 911" before…