That owl pillow case is all kinds of SQUEEEEEE

Just say the car is “artisanal” and charge 38% more.

the leopard was only found after being spotted Friday

Wouldn’t it be “Dammit Bond” because hes always destroying them?

United has a hub in New Jersey, of course they are terrible.

The irony of your comment is that if they made a law to make everyone pay full price, then there would no longer be a need for salesmen. Build it online and buy it. Be careful what you wish for.

You know the beauty of buying bananas? I don’t have a salesperson trying to sell me bananas. I know I want bananas. I know I want 6 bananas. I know the condition of the bananas I want. I don’t need some idiot telling me I really want 4 apples.

I’m not “beating up” anyone. I have a job to do if you don’t like that job you don’t have to cooperate. No one forces anyone to do anything in this business.

This is a system the dealerships created. It’s not the customer’s fault you don’t make much money when they get the best deal. If you don’t want to sell them a car at a certain price you have the choice not to. Just like the customer has the choice to take a better offer elsewhere.

It’s worth mentioning that every dealer is “no haggle” if you just accept their first offer.

Ignorant question but can you race clean stock average cars at Lemons?

Yeah, Stef, what the hell?

To be honest, pretty much everyone involved looks like a dipshit to me.

Yep, I used to have a friend at work who dailied his (gorgeous, lovely) XJS. I sometimes pretended to be surprised he made it to work, especially on cold days, and then he’d get in a dig about my ratty car. Friendly teasing led to bonding over the cars, and we became friends. I even helped him fix it once when it did…

Technically, one would be a non-running gag.

I paid for my subscription and never got anything.

Was driving a 2005 Mini Cooper S JCW and wife had a (really nicely tuned) Integra GSR, she got pregnant and began fretting about cars. I secretly took the day off work without telling her and traded the Mini in on a 2012 STI for her (she was going to stay home with the baby so figured that I could drive the Integra…

I agree... I’m about to buy a dumb one for my old Benz.