So inappropriate. The correct term is “ice whore”.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

Dave, this is War Machine, he’ll be your new cell mate.

You should lean hard on your editors to get that headline changed. I know that you didn’t write it, but right now, over an article with your byline? It’s making you look like an enormous asshole. It’s absolutely minimizing the seriousness of the assault on Eichenwald, in a very offensive manner, and you should not…

I get the impression you’ve been waiting a long time to tell this story.

Say... They grope all the eggs.

It has stopped snowing where you live? I and my army of slave children just finished shovel/snowblower job number 2 and we’ve got hours more snow to go. It’s just a fighting retreat right now.

Moral of the story: that shark did not buy Chobani, and neither should you.

Man, imagine these guys announcing Cavs-Rockets. “Harden for three—no good. Ah, he couldn’ care less, he’s having a ball, loves life and exercise.” “Out of bounds, they’re reviewing to see who touched it last. Doesn’t really matter, does it.”

I thought he said “tournament seeding is like rape - if you’re going to get screwed anyway, just lie back and enjoy it”. I could be misremembering that.

The fuck did Syracuse do?

You cross the Rocky Mountains between Sacramento and San Francisco? Whatever you say, Kyrie.

Or... OR Pigskin 621 A.D.?

I’m a huge Lebron fan (from his time on the Heat). There’s never been another player like him and there likely won’t ever be. He is definitely the man.

“It’s not because of a captive market, it’s because of enormous rents and fees charged by airports to airport vendors. Which those vendors are willing to pay because they know they can charge exorbitant prices because it’s a captive market.”

As someone who grew up before the fall of the Berlin Wall, it’s quite baffling to see U.S. conservatives embracing Russia and its leadership. 90% of the reason they love Reagan is that “he stood up to the Russians.” Well, no duh, so did every president from Truman to Obama, with the possible exception of Dubya.

Know what’s awesome to hear? That a release is based on stock options instead of whether the game is done.

follow-on content plans

Fuck off, bean breath.

You root for some random ass teams.