Moral of the story: that shark did not buy Chobani, and neither should you.

Man, imagine these guys announcing Cavs-Rockets. “Harden for three—no good. Ah, he couldn’ care less, he’s having a ball, loves life and exercise.” “Out of bounds, they’re reviewing to see who touched it last. Doesn’t really matter, does it.”

I thought he said “tournament seeding is like rape - if you’re going to get screwed anyway, just lie back and enjoy it”. I could be misremembering that.

The fuck did Syracuse do?

I swear the US is so confused on the muslim issue. You have the right wing which doesn’t want them because . . . well they’re xenophobic racists and you have the left wing who does want them despite the fact that they (muslims) think very much like Donald Trump does.

You cross the Rocky Mountains between Sacramento and San Francisco? Whatever you say, Kyrie.

Or... OR Pigskin 621 A.D.?

I’m a huge Lebron fan (from his time on the Heat). There’s never been another player like him and there likely won’t ever be. He is definitely the man.

“It’s not because of a captive market, it’s because of enormous rents and fees charged by airports to airport vendors. Which those vendors are willing to pay because they know they can charge exorbitant prices because it’s a captive market.”

As someone who grew up before the fall of the Berlin Wall, it’s quite baffling to see U.S. conservatives embracing Russia and its leadership. 90% of the reason they love Reagan is that “he stood up to the Russians.” Well, no duh, so did every president from Truman to Obama, with the possible exception of Dubya.

Know what’s awesome to hear? That a release is based on stock options instead of whether the game is done.

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Fuck off, bean breath.

You root for some random ass teams.

Qdoba does not charge extra for guac or queso. Get your lies out of here, Kellyanne Conway.

Fuck that. There’s a reason Chipotle and Qdoba charge extra for guac and just slop salsa on like it’s ketchup.

+1 It puts the football in the basket...

You misread confused look for scoff. I don’t know, with your attitude and all, it doesn’t seem like you can be nice, and you probably already pre hated this dude before you asked the beer question. Have fun with the success latter or whatever and stuff.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.