I would actually play Smith over any of the others you cited. He won't win you games, but he will contribute and he won't turn the ball over. In my league, last week he put up 20 points, which was only 1 or 2 shy of Matt Ryan.

Did anyone else hear this on the MNF broadcast? (Not verbatim, but I swear this is the gist of what was said)

You bettors watch out, you bettors won't cry

God dammit...it's my fantasy football championship weekend and I've got Alshon Jeffery on my team. Time to kiss the trophy goodbye...

140 characters and PK still manages to sneak in a mangled list. 10 things I think I tweet.

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"Nice spirals."

He must have been hanging around with Millicent.

That's nothing.

Sorry sir, maybe it wasn't clear... This column is about football

Ummm...did the question ever get answered?I stopped reading the article because it kept giving me the finger.

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Good to see Andrew Heaney is taking the deal in stride.