Take some solace that it’s not just the Nats but also the Caps and the Wizards!

There is no such thing as an appreciative audience in Jezebel unless it involves manhating.

This has to be one of those properties that come with a lifetime supply of blowjobs. It’s the only explanation that makes sense.

YES PLEASE

The one with five-head. Oh wait.

Johnny-come-latelys, all of them.

I thought it was anal or anal.

This was clever.

You will struggle once you hit 265 but up until then it is pretty much cake.

And yet still better than Giants fan.

“Wait for the shake!”

Ezekiel Elliott’s girlfriend knows the feeling.

How bout you stop worrying about my tabs, dad.

Fucking Mike Pereira and now this guy on TV. Awesome.

This was supposed to be a joke but apparently was not. I don’t think there is/can be such a thing as ‘wireless’ charging akin to ‘wireless’ telephony.

It’s done thru wifi, right?

Bluetooth tears through my battery time, which is imperiled enough, thank you very much smartphone manufacturers. Double the battery time and I’m fine with it.

The concern is that the road tested tonedeafness of the DNC will likely result in HRC being foisted upon us as the candidate of choice again.

I hope he didn’t go out and buy a house (I hope he bought a house)...

Team Bear 100%.