You snuck “fiscally”’in front of conservative but that’s not where conservatism starts and ends.

Trust the process (If the process has a farm system, which this one doesn’t.)

You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave.

Great. More fucking Wire references.

“off court excellence as a human being”

I keep an excel spreadsheet with mine. I rarely log in using mobile and I use Touch ID (iOS fingerprint login) most of the time.

has happened

#1 was absolutely eating his lunch and his teammates were taunting poor Ball turnover machine.

“In all honesty, I had more of a problem and was a little disappointed that people that work on my show would anonymously throw stuff out there. I’m not a big fan of the anonymous thing.”

Does a hot dog count?

Not so sure. Worked for Bobby Knight.

That guy is so dumb he doesn’t even realize some moron spelled the name of his country wrong on ALL the jerseys.

My old friend, Supervirus! Lose 25MM population bitch!

The only reason I have cable (and a VOIP line) is because internet alone is almost as costly as the triple package.

7. Hide the Sausage in Bob Barker’s green room.

Of course there’s no God. There is Trump, Boston sports, infant mortality, war, the states of Alabama and Texas, famine, and Kinja. All the evidence you need.

Fuck Pittsburgh, generally speaking.

I needed a good laugh, thanks.

As do people who don’t know the difference between “it’s” and “its.”

Also true of anal sex (not really).