Situations like this are always fascinating.

Honestly, same. I thought it was going have funny points for each of the choices. Instead, it’s just images. Do Kotaku not pay per word or something?

You can’t kill Zarude! Who else will sing Sandstorm?

A....a low effort article. You figured it out.

Really low effort, without even a cursory line as to why they should die.

Wouldn’t that just turn them into ghost-types?

I get this is a comedic article and all, and I’m glad it’s not a slideshow, but I was expecting actual text entries explaining each choice.

What the fuck is this low effort article?

This is far and away the thing I am most annoyed with - pasture management.  The other infuriating thing is: when you do a search for Pokemon, it doesn’t display the results of your search.  It displays ALL Pokemon, except the ones that meet your search criteria aren’t greyed out.  Pretty sure that’d fail the…

Someone has spent a lot of money on NFTs.

Some idiot paid millions for it, but does that make it “worth millions”? I’m honestly not sure I know the answer. I guess it’s all just semantics. Still, my gut tells me that NFT isn’t worth millions.

True, and yet, there’s just something special about especially-well-written fanfiction... fanfiction that is so good, it becomes headcanon for hundreds of fans. This could be one of those!

Toby Fox gave his blessing, so it’s all good!

All the insurrecitons are getting convicted and prison sentences so far.

I don’t know; 15 months for this kind of fucking nonsense sounds pretty good to me.  It’s the part where the 1/6 insurrectionists get less that I think is insane.

I’m sorry, this dude gets 15 months in prison for making shitty Facebook posts, but the people who actually invaded the capitol get a slap on the wrist?

Is this one going to be free as well?

He should absolutely as fuck not worry about that right now. The guy has serious issues with overworking and needs to take a fucking break. Or, since he comes across as if he’d sooner gnaw his own fingers off than take a break, he needs someone who cares about him to conk him on the back of the head, stuff him into a…

Fainting from gym battle you say?

What the heck is he restricting carbs for? The man is as thin as a rail.