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SpectralDoorman
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It seems Trump’s circle of Fox Republican shitheels has only one rule: you can do pretty much whatever you want as long as Trump doesn’t look foolish in the process. You want to create a law that eliminates school lunches? Go nuts! As long as the people clap and cheer for Trump at his next rally, then it’s all good.

That transcript is something else. I understand that America has had ugly dealings with crazed strongmen before but Trump didn’t have to go praising Duterte like that on a private call. Dude is a disgrace.

Great news, China! You are in a unique position to help remove/contain North Korea so that none of this is necessary. Ball’s in your court!

It’s Owns all the way down!

I would have so much respect for her if she’d just had the guts to make your one line her entire book. Hey Ivanka, we don’t resent you for being an inherited wealth kid like your dad. We resent you peddling that as some sort of life skill you earned.

The bullshit of the NCAA grift aside, I’m jealous thinking about how far $950K must go in Alabama. Damn.

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I want to high-five everyone whenever I read of voters telling some wealthy con men to piss off.

This turkey has read some Ethan Frome.

Indeed. Rome acts like such a punk in that clip.

Jim Rome advises against that.

Much respect to whoever maintains the page banner...

Right?! This could all end tomorrow if she chooses. Instead, she’s adopting the classic double-down maneuver that never works out and always makes everything worse.

Wait, I thought we were supposed to be punching people who questioned the safety of Baylor? I hope these Rangers are prepared!

Its from the “Why won’t you tolerate my intolerance?” school of thought.

It’s a testament to the Trump administration that they’ve managed to make me view the Snyder/Skins clownish dysfunction as adorably quaint.

Yeah. While there is no denying their generosity, their note smacks of the ole right-wing “There’d be no racism (or misogyny) if only y’all would stop talking about it.”

Not sure which is worse, the hateful sentiments or just how tired and lazy most of their “jokes” are... (Spoiler: the hateful sentiments are worse)