I dunno, I’m pretty sure he’s mouthing the words “Did I mention they were black!?”

I get the impression the security guard actually thought he had a shot of catching that kid. Like his mind was telling him “You got this.” And then his body had to painfully remind him that this was not remotely the case.

“The hype might not get to his head, but my fists would.”

I’d like to imagine this play squeezed out the few remaining tears any Colts fans might have been holding back.

“a crimson man of money and meat”

True. He does appear to have numerous other flaws.

I’d almost be OK with his ‘stuff happens’ response if he wasn’t applying for a job leading a nation.

I find this to be a very intriguing theory. And at this point in this crazy case, this would not surprising in the least.

“The assessment team also listed the weaknesses under the euphemistic heading of “opportunities.”

I really am looking forward to the NCAA getting its comeuppance. I should probably get a hobby.