Seriously, I mean, Moose-lambs? That is just inspired. I’m still laughing.

While I would like to think that NBC isn’t dumb enough to downgrade a well-like co-anchor after the Ann Curry thing, they have proven time and again that they cannot be trusted.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

It’s 2018, Melania Trump finds that Tiffany gift box chucked under some sofa in a dusty White House office - unopened. Dies a bit more on the inside.

I’m so fucking angry. My parents were finally able to afford healthcare for the first time since we lost our house during the housing crisis. ACA obviously has problems, but the solution has never been snatching away healthcare from people who desparately need it.

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

Oh God I’m going to Hell.

Yes, the plastic covered sofa, my mom had the sofa plastic covered and my dad hated it, my mom used to do that because she thought that the dog wanted to eat the sofa and with the plastic the sofa would look so appetizing to it, my dad removed the plastic, the dog “ate” the sofa that night, mom was right.

Dude. I watched like 6 episodes of Fixer Upper in a row right after the election in an effort to numb bad feelings, when suddenly, it hit me: Chip and Jo DEFINITELY voted for Trump. End Marathon/Resume Panic.

i can just imagine and that sequel is a piece of glory.

I have enough problems with despair and abnegation in my day to day life, even before you consider the broader world of politics. The Walking Dead was never going to be what I wanted it to be (clever people find some triumph over impossible odds) so I stopped watching years ago. The stuff I’ve read since (and the…

Watching a show where the most violent and horrible people left alive are coming out on top by systematically torturing and murdering people just trying to survive? Yeah maybe too real for right now.

Maybe because Negan reminds us a little too much of a certain person who was recently elected? I like to work out my anxiety by getting scared of imaginary zombies, not have it amplified by getting scared of an imaginary dictatorial narcissist.

How about when you reach the gate, they club you over the head with a blackjack then they stack you like cordwood, bound and gagged, until you reach your destination. Then, for a small fee, they revive you with smelling salts.

I suspect because Maeve has altered them. At first, it was just panic mixed with compassion/empathy/lust. After Maeve gets admin access, I think she’s discovered they’re also robots, and has altered them.

Not only have I spent most of the year agreeing with Lindsey Graham and Jeb!, but it got to the point where I actually started to like both of them. I had to look up their records to remind myself that they’re only likable, reasonable, and principled in comparison with Donald Trump (and Ted Cruz, who hasn’t grown on…

I stand by my previous name. Ansel Elgort is not a name. It is a bad scrabble hand.

As a lifelong NYer, Trump buildings were tacky to live in well before the election.

All I’m sayin’ yo.