The stupid brightness slider in Control Center. Every time I try to change the brightness it tries to slide over to the music section. Drives me nuts!

The next 26 days will be absolutely brutal. Trump has nothing to lose and few sane allies. He’s going to go nuclear.

Duck Kellyanne! The boomerang you threw is predictably coming back to lick you in the head!

At this point, Kellyanne Conway is telling Giuliani to go on as many news shows as possible to just spout nonsensical gibberish in an effort to kill this story.

Ok, I’ve waited long enough with this. I actually can give a first hand account of how big a douche bro Bushey actually is. I bartended for a few years at a Country Club in Beverly Hills. The members were mainly Hedge Fund Managers and Commercial Real Estate people, not much in the way of celebrities (they actually…

If someone would just tell him his suits make his hands and feet look tiny, and we all know what that means, I’m willing to bet bigly that he’d do something about it.

Indeed. You know he is cheap. Do you think that is real marble or he had someone in and paint it faux marble and then stiff him on the bill?

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

My girlfriend and I were talking about this during the debate. Just like his homes, his suits look so, so, so cheaply made. He likely spends a ton of money on each suit, only to look like he’s wearing a suit that belongs to someone else.

“Trump’s just an idiot with no sense of aesthetics”

Ok I’ll say it: He’s fat.

So are we going to bet on when divorce papers are going to be served?

With those tiny hands, I imagine it’s difficult for him to grab anything.

It’s such a shame that Trump is the one who got The Old Post Office. It’s an incredibly beautiful old Richardsonian Romanesque building, and you can go up to the tower at the top and get a fantastic view of the city. When the Washington Monument was closed I think it was the best view possible downtown.

She looks like a blow up doll in that picture.

Tiffany,

Fat fuck himself.

I don’t know, I find this worrisome. Won’t this just end up with TVs all looking like the display TVs at Best Buy with the brightness cranked ridiculously high and the images oversaturated? I want TVs that look more like real life, not ones that boost colors to make everything look more colorful than real life.

I originally read this as she survived but also killed her husband. O.o

Air conditioning is the greatest gift Jesus ever gave us. I’d be a fool not to wallow in it until my nips are nice and stiff.