Calling yourself a nerd seems like a humblebrag way to claim brains and depth.

It's that rage-inducing eyebrow raise face. I just want to punch him and I'm not a violent person. Why can't he just smile? Or...just make any other face for the camera??

No reason whatsoever for a man to go to a salon. Not that you can't but I promise a salon isn't going to do anything for $50 that a $15 a cut barber couldn't do.

Anyone know the best way to get permanent marker off a forehead? I'm...uh... asking for a friend.