I have to agree. I’ve seen these episodes so many times, I know the lines by heart. When Roseanne’s face changed, so did her personality. Also, David was a bit of my own, “jumping the shark”. The show took on a different tone about the time he showed up. I don’t know if give him the blame, but I really disliked that…

I wish they would send Trump a formal, very public “you’re not invited, but our buddy Barry is” non-invitation card. Oh yeah, a shit-ton of Hobby Lobby gold glitter pores out of the envelope, too.

“How often does your daddy grab your pussy? And, what kind of money are we talking here? Is payment based per grab, or are Donnie, Jr. and Eric just not aware of the real will?”

I’m sure his copy of Shill Federal Judging for Dummies was on the way, but Amazon faked him out with that Prime 2-Day Shipping. However, the shipper was AMZL, so that 2-day turned out to be 5-days.

Boy, did they find a racket. Add 15-cents of gummy worms and dry ice then charge 5x the usual cost of a drink.

Ooh, lets Mad Lib the Trump Administration (Mad Liberal Edition).

I recall, he would only go for the larger sizes if the cashier asked, “Would you like to super size that?”. So, one of his points was McDonalds was pushing customers to consume more calories.

A Nest is man-crack. Like some women have a nasty shoe habit.

So weird that after reading the title, Poldark was the first thing I thought of. Specifically, Elizabeth self medicating for being married that creepy dude.

The way Roy Moore interprets Christianity, we should lucky Jesus didn’t own an assault rifle.

That’s what the guns are for.

The MAGA goal includes every [white] man, woman and child having guns with just one sheriff in town. White collar crime becomes a right and not just a privilege.

Amazon Logistics is very unreliable. My last fake delivery was with ONTRAC. I wasted about 45 minutes trying to track that down. Amazon said to wait a day. It magically showed up on my door, even though they don’t have approved access into our apt buildings.

If there is something this country is right now, it’s not purple. Blue and red are not mixing very at all. There is such a divide, we need to rethink the color wheel.

I really don’t like exchanging gifts. It kills me to waste money on something the receiver has no interest in (even though I agonized over it). And then, everything I’m given was a waste of their money. Even when I get a gift card, it’s to somewhere I’m not interested in.

I’m curious how this pooling works with the kitchen staff. I understood that wait staff receive less than minimum wage because tipping added to their salary. I assumed kitchen staff, at least, made minimum wage. So does the kitchen staff get a smaller percentage of the tips in the pool?

Is there a reason hurricanes like to focus their attention on red states?

AKA, The Real Housewives of Kensington

I think most of the success of Titanic was tween/teen girls went to see the movie over and over again. McConaughey would have never cultivated that market. Leo looked very safe/boyish in that movie.

People have been known to suck and not swallow. So I’ve heard.