I think you may suffer stretch marks from that headline.

Common practice among us whites, in coversation, we will whisper only the ‘black’ word, or maybe just mouth it. There is guilt in just recognizing someones appearance.

Every time I see him, I think: a balloon with a face drawn on.

Vice President Smug Bastard hasn’t skirted lies in the past. This may be some reverse psychology, but I think he’s too dumb. He was most likely confused by the question.

Actually, many, many good people have told me: Trump invented fire. He’s just waiting on the patent.

Good thing we only declare war on ‘rumors’ of weapons of mass destruction, otherwise we would be in trouble.

Surely, that one guy that passed out his little wine and little cracker is somewhere bursting with pride.

I find this a strange PR thing where only famous people are invited. Does Serena have a movie coming out?

I’m shocked John Goodman isn’t dead. The way he sweated so much during the shows run, I can only guess he’s on some good statins.

Chalke was too sweet to pull off the selfishness of Becky. Insults from Darlene weren’t going to work. However, Lacy played her so loathsome; the jokes against her were satisfying.

I’ve never heard it either, and I’m sure I can go months before hearing it again. When I do, I won’t even know it. Those kids sure love the auto-tune.

Oh wow, I thought the prep was their selling point. Are they just tossing chunks of food in a box?

Stop the insanity!

I don’t buy crystals.

But tattoos of youngs are cool, right?

The show doesn’t interest me, however your comment is reminding me of the Black Mirror episode, Nosedive. This woman is asked to be maid of honor to an old cruel friend from childhood; whom she had spoken to for some time. They both were being fake for social acceptance. (This episode is a total crystal ball to our…

Because a great, great man once said, “Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.” So the reason is: we are all just too stupid.

The curiosity to see celebs with their 👶 is such an oddity in the human condition. I don’t think men have any desire to see this, though. I’d be perfectly willing to wait until the kids are 16 to see a how they turned out. These pics aren’t even worth the legal trouble; are they sure they aren’t carrying loafs of…

I have to say, I was puzzled about Brad Pitt’s wardrobe while married to Miss Creamy-White. Brad, was most likely, strongly encouraged to dress in creamy-white during the whole marriage. (Google it.) I found it quite obvious. I just didn’t know where it came from. Mystery solved.

I guess I’m a pragmatist. Creative license is standard practice in entertainment and advertising.