Oh Livvy, I hate to ruin the magic... but those people in the movies and on the TV are ‘make-believe’. Another thing, I’m going to break your heart when I spill the T about, Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Jezebel, Your fucking Swedish Fish Ad is choking my brand new computer to death. So FUCK Swedish Fish; even if I love them.

It’s just Monday morning fog, but I read your second sentence that they would film your friend’s home search.

It was my understanding, they work in reverse. Couple already purchased a house, then they pick 2 other houses for the couple to fake view. There is no way production is going around while couples look at 20 houses.

100 percent straight to VOD.

Scaramucci... he’s married to one of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, right?

AKA: Same bullshit. Different day.

I’m putting the blame on the voting public, and I really hope the registered voters that sat home on election day are having the greatest anxiety over their failure.

Other than more gleeful smiles. They look the same in both pictures.

I’ve just sent in a 23andMe sample. Can’t wait to see where my Italian/Sicilian DNA lands. Father’s parents are both from Sicily (grandfather fairly dark). On my mother’s side, German and Irish. My mother didn’t get the Irish freckled skin from her dad, but I did. I had wished I got my dad’s olive skin because tanning…

Wait. What? Is Michael Fassbender busy?

That multi-color pen thing is kind of juvie. This also looks like a weekend to-do list of a couple freshman girls I knew in high school. Except there was no Netflix back then, but certainly the drive-ins.

If he truly loved her, the tattoo would have been on his neck or face. Maybe her next boyfriend will show the respect.

Forget the dishwasher. Just bring it all into the shower with you, Kramer style.

Go for Oxyies instead. Alcohol abuse will no longer be covered under your insurance. And since their spending $45 billion on the opiates, I’m guessing rehab will be at Mar a Lago.

What a boring idea, Tamron.

Grifters get grifted.

I live next to the Boom-Boom Room. Sex is never at a normal time. It’s always somewhere between midnight and 5am. The guy about 6'5" and the woman looks about 5'2". Every time it sounds like she’s getting murdered, but the bigger issue is the headboard ramming the wall. I’ve yelled back and slammed the wall to let…

That Jamie Dorian thing is either a golf ball or a hernia because that’s not how penises work.

Oh Bobby, you’ve killed off Gloria Vanderbilt. She’s really old, but not dead. Unless, you meant she was ‘late’ for the private jet, missing a fab trip in Tahiti.