I’m going to make an assumption about that sandwich: the (salad) lettuce and tomato were intended to go on the sandwich. The sin here would be no mayo packet as opposed to no salad dressing. Anyway, that limp cheese looked, unsafe.

Funny, you would say that. There is a video of my mom from back in the 80s. The video was made to wish, my grandma, her mother-in-law, a happy birthday. A cousin made a DVD and gave it away to the entire family. Well, here is my mom seemingly doing a Linda Richman impression before she was famous. Thick NY accent,…

The vibe I was getting from this look was, Big Ang. Not that Richie looks like her, but he has this, New Jersey housewife style, with Big Ang’s gravel voice and NJ accent. That’s my mental picture.

Richie says, I’m going out in a blaze’r of glory...

Wow, the resemblance is uncanny, however that’s the dude from Always Sunny...

A while back, Richie Sambora was on the Today Show. When I caught sight of his hair and outfit, I thought, “Is he trans, now?”. I don’t know, but he was certainly giving me that impression. Someone in Hollyrock is convincing these aging rockers that this is the new look.

Well, I’m going to admit: I am a bit bi-handed. I have ambidextrous tendencies. I started out left-mousing until I ran into some numbness in my hand; then I switched over to using my right hand. Now, I can’t seem to go back to left-mousing.

...are more likely to be non-right handed than their straight counterparts...

The closer we get (proof) to Russian ties within the Trump campaign/administration, greater the chance we get into a ‘Wag the Dog’ style war with North Korea, or Canada... or Hawaii. I mean, has Trump sent Kim Jong-un an Edible Arrangement in appreciation, yet.

Prachi, if we’re going to base things on looks alone, it would appear Flynn hasn’t learned to tie his shoes, yet.

Bitch, cherry season isn’t for 2 months. This is the best cherry pie your’e gettin’.

This guy is so busted! He may be required to pay up to a $50 fine.

Wait, what... they’re not?

Went to school with a Harry Vick.

Yeah, but in your example, I would have used a colon instead of a period. That last part isn’t even a sentence. However, I suppose the comment is intended to be bogus, anyway.

Ivanka Trump has a new book out... Whomever wrote it, probably is not a woman... or successful. However, I bet her daddy couldn’t finish reading the cover.

People are still breeding, but parenting has become extinct.

They’re Tammy Faye good.

Foundation make-up by Crayola®, FLESH.

This is coming from someone, that seems, based on your name: shits out marijuana.