I was rockin’ the WebTV back in the 90s. I remember I bought my first laptop off of some eBay-type resale board. So edgy.

I think what saves CBS is, thankfully, there wasn’t a million promo ads declaring, “A Very Special Survivor Episode” you don’t want to miss. I did see something somewhere on the internet yesterday that Zeke was coming out before the episode, so I knew it was coming.

I’ve totally been crushing on Regina King since Southland. I can’t quite figure out what about her character was so attractive since it was so introverted. Disappointed it was canceled.

This product is not what you think it is. It defies common sense.

Crest are assholes for even calling this a paste. Crest should call this product: toothsauce.

So, I notice Ivanka is wearing a Christian crucifix in the pre-plastic surgery photo above. I have to wonder what is going through someone’s mind when converting to Judaism: Jesus is my Lord and savior, to, on second thought, that dude must have smokin’ some bad frankincense. Why did Ivanka sell Jesus out?

His fan base “should” be disgusted by this, however the truth is, Trump, is everything they wish they could be. All of his vile behavior is admired. Trump is their new God.

I was at the cafeteria line place called, Cafe Zupas. They asked if I would like croutons for the soup. I said, sure. I get to the cashier, and I see the small little container of crouton; maybe about six average-sized cubes of bread. 75 cents. I passed since the soup wasn’t for me anyway. I remember thinking it was…

I haven’t seen The Godfather either. Too close to home. I will never see E.T.

I shed a tear yesterday. I was walking through the clubhouse of my apartment complex. Management thought it appropriate to display a copy of the book by Dick and Liz Chaney. AZ gives me the creeps.

A celebrity crush is a total delusional fantasy. She just needs to add one additional level to that fantasy.

I think that might be what they mean by, “Make America Great Again”. Those were good times. Pretty soon, we’ll all be singing, “Happy days are here again”, right?

My mother was just dropped from her doctor because they stopped taking Blue Cross. Cash only now. We found out by accident. The office kept sending blood tests to a company not covered by her insurance. Blue Cross finally said they were not covering it; it’s about $500. We were checking into why they were sending…

I had a doctor prescribe a statin drug which ended up causing acute kidney failure. My kidneys dropped to 25% function. I felt like I was going to die. The kidney doctor wouldn’t see me for a week. By then, my kidneys recovered (most likely from stopping the meds).

Damn, I thought that guy was doing a Chris Isaac impression. Turns out, he was.

I think you hit it with the BINGO metaphor. When too many good things are going for a celebrity, mainly a woman, there’s a collective that want to take the person a few pegs.

This Brown Dog Tick... I’m so fascinated that they named a tick after a brown dog. Are brown dogs just more susceptible to ticks then black dogs or white dogs? If I have a beige dog, which is kind of a brown, should I be scared? Well, anyway, judging by the map, every brown dog in this country is in big trouble.

Based on your description, we may need to re-evacuate.

This comic book movie thing has gotten way out of hand.

The advice to delete your browser history would be like telling someone to cut up their credit card after a purchase so they won’t get billed.