Eddie Murphy tested positive for a paternity test for Mel B’s ten-year-old daughter

BAHAHAH

Hah! I remember that now.

Yeah, I think he kinda did! I forgot about that, but I shipped them hard.

I’m desperate to know if Leo is good in bed or not. Just.. fyi.

RECLAIMING MY TIME.

BEST thing I’ve heard all fucking day.

That’s a nice compromise.

More important: WHICH BECKY IS IN IT??

No shame in my game, I love Julia Stiles. I remember she was wanting to make Bell Jar into a movie years ago and I keep hoping for an update on it.

Yes! 2000 is a BIT excessive.

I bought one of those ellipticals for under your desk, but I put it in front of my couch for Netflix-ing. It’s not intensely challenging, but better than nothing, especially when it’s waaaaaaay too hot to go for a walk/run outside.

best episode.

Gravy is gonna be her nickname.

Yes! This seems like horrible and irresponsible advice!

I think it’s riskier/easier to “lose” a sponge because you don’t have a tampon in while you’re having sex (usually? I’ve forgotten about it before- that was fun).

When my husband and I were watching GoT in Sunday and that scene came in, I jokingly said to my husband, “Hey look, Ed Sheeran’s in this episode!” We had a good laugh about the guy who looked like Ed Sheeran. The next day we were both pretty surprised when we found out it really was him.

Why does it keep panning to the photographers?? I was hoping for a 360 of the statue. It doesn’t even show her face.

She’s my favorite ever!! She comes to my city whenever she does a signing, and I always go, no matter how inconvenient, hah.

Anything by Megan Abbott. I especially like her older, hard-boiled stuff. Also, they’re graphic, but wonderful, the Archie/Gretchen books by Chelsea Cain.