Bahahaha!

And my mom!

The second time in three days I’ve been told about The Rock and COD!

Perfect.

I always forget they’re siblings!

Agreed. That is one flawless looking baby.

I’d read that blog. Hell, I live that blog!

What about our jobs? Should we get rid of every red state?

Do you know how hard it is to move out of Texas? It's my plan, no doubt, but some of us are stuck here for a while. I know a LOT, and I mean all caps A LOT, who are fighting for a blue state.

Because I have to live here for at least one more year! I'm trying to fight the good fight.

BEST.

If the book I read in middle school was correct, squirrels are evil mutant creatures that can survive in the wild by feasting on the flesh of sixth graders.

I'm terrible in pictures too. At least, I think I look worse in them than I do in real life. When one is taken that I really like (a rarity to be sure) it becomes my FB profile picture for forever.

I sort of got that weird vibe too.

It is a very unfortunate headline.

My MIL reads this. It's seems to be some sort of lite-Harlequin romance written especially for Christian women.

The way I always do: wine.

Oh, we have a several things that are only allowed Grandma's house. Like Peppa Pig.

So terrible. My kid didn't even like them. We checked like, three Pinkalicious books out of the library within a two-week period. That was enough for her. Never brought it up again.

I was wondering about this. I've been avoiding them after my kid's Pinkalicious phase.