I used to chew up the chicken in Campbell's soup, then spit it back into the soup and eat it. Because the chicken was too tough, I guess.

I went to Catholic school from K-12. In kindergarten I asked the nuns if they wore black panties to match their black habits.

I just saw some t-shirts on a lookhuman.com that had the left shark on them. I wonder if they're next....

So the ladies would understand.

:(

I have one but it would so doxx me.

Holy shit. My mind is blown.

my favorite strains of marijuana are the ones that don't give me the munchies.

I just finished House of Leaves and seriously, fuck that book. Everyone I trust and love has been enamored with that book and I wanted to read it for so so long. Finally I just bought a copy and fuck that book.

I love how that policeman is just like, trying to ignore it and pretend it isn't happening.

RedViolet saves the day!

I thought that too, only after I saw Kirstie Alley's tweet. And I was just even more confused.

Oh my god, thank you so much!

I first started seeing it around the Peter Pan Live fiasco... I thought it had to do with Wendy's singing voice. I'm so lost.

I feel like I'm missing out on a giant inside joke because everyone has been so thirsty for the last two months or so and I just don't get it.

Correction: Elsa is a motherfucking QUEEN.

I just did a carb and sugar free thing for the last two weeks in preparation for a cocktail party I'm going to tonight. (I know, all that avoidance of wonderful things for one night?!) And I cannot wait to fucking eat all the hor d'oeuvres at this fucking party.

That sounds amazing. If I ever have to cook Thanksgiving dinner, I'm making that.

Hahaha, coming down to the comments to see if anyone else picked up on that.

Getting it all over with and being back at my own apartment by 2:00-3:00, preferably with a bottle of wine. Or two.