I don't believe that he knew he was going to be head coach until literally like 58 hours ago.

Would've held onto it if he had crab claws.

The problem with Harbaugh was that he was too loyal to his coordinators. Greg Roman's run scheme was too predictable this year and there was no adjustment. The last 5-6 weeks Harbaugh started calling plays himself at certain times.

Of course the Niners are stupid, Drew. It takes a special kind of stupid to let seven eat you.

They're obviously rechambered in 30mm T-shirt cannon rounds.

Hell its Russia. You could probably find a Tank on Uber XL

really cool stuff Tyler, but I'm not sure blackbird stories are going to get you views...its a pretty obscure and unpopular topic on the internet, especially gawker networks

Have you visited Deadspin before?

*muffled* NO... LIS- ...NO, I SAID 138... ONE THREE EIGHT FOUR... MICHIGAN AVE... NO, THAT'S WHERE THE CAR IS, WE'RE S- ONE SEC, MY PHONE IS UP SOMEONE'S ASS... HOLD ON...

I guess after losing the war on drugs, the DEA figured even they could get a win against the Bucs.

- Native American stereotype: Check

So yes then.