Yep, me too. Grew up in droughty, windy desert plains area. Lit cigarettes are no joke. They've got those really cheap ash tray things for your car that are so handy. I really wish more peeps would use them.

I don't mind either. I call it cigarette karma, cause you never know when you might be on the other end. And I also don't mind the company. And I also truly think we ought to stick together, as that dying breed of folks who are willing to stand out in the rain under a tree and get our nicotine fix. So yeah, I kinda…

I have to take a bunch of medication that makes me hyper thirsty* all the time. This means I have to pee a lot too, so I feel your pain. Since I started where I work, I get five minutes per hour for pee breaks that we can use whenever we want. It's very generous in comparison to a lot of other places. The bad part is…

Damn right it's CHICKEN fried steak. When I first ordered that in the south, they looked at me like I was crazy. Country fried steak my ass.

Oh my Jesus, I ate so much bread in the Navy. I guess I probably got some extra protein?

I started about two weeks ago, but still really crave cigs. Like really bad, especially when I'm stressed. I already upped the nicotine to 24, which I think is pretty high already. Should I up it again? I feel like I'm doing it wrong.

And chemtrails. Can't forget chemtrails.

That is an...... illuminating site. Had no idea there were wearables. Still trying to figure out what a packer is though.

I don't even need to get pregnant. My damn period does it to me. I have a period bra that is a cup size larger just for the extra heft. And yep, those suckers hurt like hell. Taking off the bra at the end of the day is heaven.

Wow, that is intense. Saturn looks terrified to be doing what he's doing.

There was a gawker post a while back about a guy who had all his parts chopped off (I can't remember why, I think he had some severe injuries that made that whole area very painful.). Anywho, point is, the guy can still experience orgasm. I don't know the specifics, but hey, it's possible, yo.

No Levi? Worst movie adaptation ever.

Spoilers.

"WHY WON'T YOU ACCEPT YOUR DESTINY?" is now what I'll be saying to all my malfunctioning body parts. Uterus included.

I really feel like these people are just being whiny. I mean, really? There's people in the Middle East who won't even have Christmas trees. Let's think about the big picture here.

I was thinking these two should get together. I think the one might have something to teach the other.

Proclaiming my vaginal hubris.

That gif is fabulous!

That's why I'm not going to judge them too harshly at this age. I said and did some extremely stupid stuff at that age and was fortunate not to have fame or an Internet soapbox from which to express it. Sadly whatever they say and do is there in perpetuity. They're young and plenty of growing to do. I still say weird…

That's why I'm not going to judge them too harshly at this age. I said and did some extremely stupid stuff at that age and was fortunate not to have fame or an Internet soapbox from which to express it. Sadly whatever they say and do is there in perpetuity. They're young and plenty of growing to do. I still say weird…