I'm pretty sure it's first said by Ser Barristan the Bold, but my memory could be spotty.

Yep, me too. Grew up in droughty, windy desert plains area. Lit cigarettes are no joke. They've got those really cheap ash tray things for your car that are so handy. I really wish more peeps would use them.

I don't mind either. I call it cigarette karma, cause you never know when you might be on the other end. And I also don't mind the company. And I also truly think we ought to stick together, as that dying breed of folks who are willing to stand out in the rain under a tree and get our nicotine fix. So yeah, I kinda…

I have to take a bunch of medication that makes me hyper thirsty* all the time. This means I have to pee a lot too, so I feel your pain. Since I started where I work, I get five minutes per hour for pee breaks that we can use whenever we want. It's very generous in comparison to a lot of other places. The bad part is…

Damn right it's CHICKEN fried steak. When I first ordered that in the south, they looked at me like I was crazy. Country fried steak my ass.

Oh my Jesus, I ate so much bread in the Navy. I guess I probably got some extra protein?

I started about two weeks ago, but still really crave cigs. Like really bad, especially when I'm stressed. I already upped the nicotine to 24, which I think is pretty high already. Should I up it again? I feel like I'm doing it wrong.

Starred for Ally McBeal. I miss that crazy ass show.

Yeah, it really warped my brain when I picked up Player of Games after that. I still love being kind of an observer to the Culture and not really knowing if they're necessarily good or evil, just that they exist.

Best. Class. Ever.

And chemtrails. Can't forget chemtrails.

That is an...... illuminating site. Had no idea there were wearables. Still trying to figure out what a packer is though.

I don't even need to get pregnant. My damn period does it to me. I have a period bra that is a cup size larger just for the extra heft. And yep, those suckers hurt like hell. Taking off the bra at the end of the day is heaven.

Wow, that is intense. Saturn looks terrified to be doing what he's doing.

There was a gawker post a while back about a guy who had all his parts chopped off (I can't remember why, I think he had some severe injuries that made that whole area very painful.). Anywho, point is, the guy can still experience orgasm. I don't know the specifics, but hey, it's possible, yo.

No Levi? Worst movie adaptation ever.

Spoilers.

"As a graduate in film studies...."

I was just mesmerized for three whole minutes by auto tuned Bill Shatner. How did I miss this the first time around?

"WHY WON'T YOU ACCEPT YOUR DESTINY?" is now what I'll be saying to all my malfunctioning body parts. Uterus included.