They aren’t coming for me — they are coming for you. I’m just in the way.

“You’ll see more “drip, drip, drip” of leaks into the media from the corrupt Justice Department and others. When you do, ask yourself why.”

Whose that trafficking all the kids
It’s republicans all along

Turns out the party of “Won’t somebody please think of the children!!!” really should not be allowed near children.

Kevin Costn... oh. wait.

Just so we’re clear for this woman, I think we can all pretty much agree that we also want to rename all high schools named for any African tribal chiefs who sold slaves, right? It’s only fair. Lemme get that list . . . oh, huh.

Conservatives: We must protect women’s sports!!!!!1!!!1!!!

Doubt it’ll be that hard hitting objective journalism given how the woman is friends with the couple but I guess that’s the point of doing it really, to get “their side” of why they want privacy from the obsessive media all over the media again.

This calls for a celebratory Jelly Filled Doughnut!

Which would simultaneously be the best and worst idea ever.

I would hope they do neither. Make it a movie where we know it’s a group of people playing a campaign. Not sure what the tone of the movie is, but if they’re going for comedy this could open it up to winking jokes about D&D and fantasy tropes in general. You could also do jokes around the contrast of a player and…

“I am sorry I called them fuckers. What I meant was seditious fascists”

Yeah, I take your second point to be the driving factor for narcissists and opportunists who want to look clever and make money off something which is an interesting thought experiment, but they want to hype it up, sensationalize it and huff their own farts over it.

I’m not even sure if this is a First World Problem. More like a Zeroth World Problem. You’ve gotta be floating way above the Maslovian Pyramid to worry about these things. 

“We’ve also never met a trans person, we don’t know where babies come from, and we think the clitoris is a myth.”

The They/Them moment was another perfect example of how the people doing this show don’t understand Star Trek. Its a thousand years in our future, that conversation and a “I never told anyone” would not be needed. It would just be normal. We never had to have a moment where Geordi felt proud to be a black man in…

Projection is a core GOP value. If they accuse someone of something, it is because they themselves are actually doing that thing.

Quite obviously a Vogon survey marker for the extension of the hyperspace expressway. Demolition should begin shortly.