I love how easily Republicans fall back on the “Michael Cohen’s a liar” defense, blatantly ignoring that he worked for President Liar McDumbFace for 12 YEARS.

Also ignoring that Trump is on video contradicting himself on the daily.

Hey to that one Kinja Trump defender who’s waiting for Liz Warren to do something stupid…

Children having children.

Are you?

Awesome...literally the day after i unlocked everyone. 

LEAP: for the love of God tell the escort that this is your first time.

Anyone who play Smash as Piranha Plant and doesn’t force everyone in the room to listen to “Don’t Feed the Plants” the entire time has no business playing the character.

All I want is one day where my slappin’ hand doesn’t itch.  Not today, slappin’ hand, not today...

You know, I believe Mitch McConnell when he says he’s been assaulted, but I can’t believe that he really accurately identified his attacker, the poor dear. I really think he might have been angrily berated by another Republican, and then forgotten who made him feel so bad.

“The paid D.C. protesters are now ready to REALLY protest because they haven’t gotten their checks - in other words, they weren’t paid! Screamers in Congress, and outside, were far too obvious - less professional than anticipated by those paying (or not paying) the bills!”

Interestingly enough, this also mirrors the real world. There are plenty of times where I’ve seen people with overly expensive luxury items complaining about how expensive everything is and showing resentment towards those they are willing to pay for their own desires.

Do people really think it was her? I don’t think that op-ed had anything plagiarized from Michelle Obama, did it?

I refuse to bring this bastard out the grays, but I certainly have a response. FUCK YOU.

I have a fantasy where he gets removed from office but he refuses to get out and locks himself in the Oval Office.

Odds on him having an practical experience? (Well unless he hired a tutor.)

Dewey, Sonic, and Leonardo. Is there something about Ben Schwartz that just makes him the perfect casting for blue cartoon characters?

White privilege killed more people today than an allegedly undocumented immigrant in Iowa did. Where’s the conservative outrage?

I mean, yeah, even Lorraine is grossed out as soon as she kisses Marty and realizes something’s amiss. I don’t think anyone (who’s seen it recently or remembers it accurately) truly believes that’s what the film is about.

His best performance was BB-8 in Starwars.