I love how easily Republicans fall back on the “Michael Cohen’s a liar” defense, blatantly ignoring that he worked for President Liar McDumbFace for 12 YEARS.

Also ignoring that Trump is on video contradicting himself on the daily.

Hey to that one Kinja Trump defender who’s waiting for Liz Warren to do something stupid…

Children having children.

Are you?

Awesome...literally the day after i unlocked everyone. 

LEAP: for the love of God tell the escort that this is your first time.

Apparently my favourite board game as a kid was Go For Broke..which basically played like monopoly and game of lifes evil twin where the winner was the first one to lose all their money.(sadly most of my grown up financial plans reflect this)

I said this last year: Trump is what poor people think rich people’s taste is like.

Austere, and reserved as through the lens of a mad person. Someone who knows the notes, but has no knowledge of how to sing.

The cameos confirmed as I know are:

Captain Marvel
Avengers 4

Anyone who play Smash as Piranha Plant and doesn’t force everyone in the room to listen to “Don’t Feed the Plants” the entire time has no business playing the character.

All I want is one day where my slappin’ hand doesn’t itch.  Not today, slappin’ hand, not today...

You know, I believe Mitch McConnell when he says he’s been assaulted, but I can’t believe that he really accurately identified his attacker, the poor dear. I really think he might have been angrily berated by another Republican, and then forgotten who made him feel so bad.

“The paid D.C. protesters are now ready to REALLY protest because they haven’t gotten their checks - in other words, they weren’t paid! Screamers in Congress, and outside, were far too obvious - less professional than anticipated by those paying (or not paying) the bills!”

But wait until V-ger comes back. That’s when shit’s gonna get real.

Just as long as they aren’t rescued by a ship with an Infinite Improbability drive at odds of 2 to the power of 260,199 to 1 against.

It looks really good, but I presume they’re going to stick with their drawn out 13 episode season format. If thats the case Im not sure I will commit to it, 10 episodes is enough....

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR FEAR.... that comes later!

Interestingly enough, this also mirrors the real world. There are plenty of times where I’ve seen people with overly expensive luxury items complaining about how expensive everything is and showing resentment towards those they are willing to pay for their own desires.

Do people really think it was her? I don’t think that op-ed had anything plagiarized from Michelle Obama, did it?

I refuse to bring this bastard out the grays, but I certainly have a response. FUCK YOU.