SHE WAS THE PEOPLE’S PRINCESS!!!1!!11!!!

I see this is going down the standard story route of:

No, he was obviously wearing a pair of Sonics soap shoes

Cartman however had no qualms doing a red rocket.

We’ve got I’ve too!

Yeah, I still think a business person with no government experience would struggle, but it would not look like this.

I mean, to defend business leaders a bit, this is also not how you run a business.

What is it with guys doing “romantic” gestures that are really just horrible inconveniences for people? I mean, I’m sure some women do it too, but every time I’ve made a huge wince and gone “did you really stop to think for 3 seconds about who you could be harming/bothering with this” it seems to be a guy.

I have a Bachelor’s Degree but work at a minimum wage job.

Pickle Rick!!!

Ok......but he is not OBLIGATED to make videos for people. He does it because, you know....he CHOOSES to. I tend to think he is fully aware of the potential for people to find alternatives if he takes time off. At some point you have to do what you feel is best for you and if that means the potential of your source of…

My mother doesn’t touch any of her great grandchildren unless they approach her first. She says “what little kid wants to be touched by some really old lady they don’t know very well” And she is 100% better looking and better groomed than any other elderly lady I know. And she is right. And I will remember that.

I made it perfectly clear to my family that no one hugs or kisses (or touches) my kids without their permission. My kids have to say hello or goodbye and I encourage handshakes or highfives,but they are never obligated to touch or be touched.

I watched both cars movies in a row for the first time about two months ago, one after the other.

And no.

Cars 2 is a goddamn trainwreck. It’s a tonal mess that cannot fin it’s way to clarity on what movie it wants to be, lurching awkwardly from brutally violent spy thriller to Southern hick mocks foreign cultures…

You used the words perfect and good to describe a McDonald’s burger. So it’s clear you don’t understand anything.

(just being silly, you probably understand things fine)

Magikarp Jump, on the other hand, can be played offline and from the safety from your own sheltered home. No regrets!

America is the estranged and bitter teenager who just lectured Europe-Mom for being a drunk divorcee, slammed the car door, yelled “I’ll never be like you!”, reversed out of the driveway, and straight into a passing bus.

When was being kid-friendly the same as a “fake piece of shit”?

Ah, so he’s quitting a YouTube channel where he has to be a fake piece of shit, because he’s actually a real piece of shit.

I hate people who equate being genial and good naturedness to being fake. Yes, some people put on that persona and ARE fake but there are a lot genuine and earnest people too who are REAL and they don’t cuss.