I’ve seen a take that sets their origin in the 60's but the accident that gives them their powers also launches them into the present day MCU. Sue sees a world that can offer her more visibility, Johnny sees a world that allows him to get famous off being reckless, Ben sees a world that would happily accept his new…

A word of advice for anyone new to this game. Sometimes you Dorf, and sometimes you Romantik.

I know, right? But I assume he would consider himself to be “one of the good ones” and that his privilege would insulate him from any consequences.

Or, more likely, he’s not given this a lot of thought.

Arrival to Earth is the best live action Transformers sequence until Bumblebee was made.

Full congrats to Ariana DeBose, but whilst yes, her character was technically a supporting role, she’s the fucking heart of that film and operating on a level I don’t think the rest of the cast is even aware of.

And also, one of the few animated films not made under the Disney Umbrella. Not that this should be a factor, and I loved both Encanto and Raya, but Mitchell’s vs, the Machines is a better film both artistically and technically.

At least you didn’t have a Mike Hunt.

I’m a straight, cis white guy turbo boosting his way towards his 40's and I absolutely loved Turning Red.

Mr Houser. Dan. Mate.

It’s also one of the reasons to love the Lego movies, all the gun shots and some of the engine noises were made by the actors.

The Playmobil version is possibly one of the better models, but this one better not be an April Fools prank...

So, in the current day and age, Star Trek decides to tell a story that (I’m really hoping is unintentionally) states that if we submit to Fascism, we could defeat the Borg? Whatever keeps the trains running on time, I guess...

So, you need to have already caught Arceus in a better Pokémon game to catch Arceus in an older Pokémon game?

I mean, I’ll do it, but it seems... circuitous.

Just update Pokémon Home, you cowards!

Wow, those are some shitty, off brand, Sonic the Hedgehog sneakers...

I mean, Zaphod is basically how Trump sees himself, surely?

Pam and Tommy is on Disney Plus.
Fight Club is on Disney Plus.

As with all “Won’t someone think of the children!” groups, they don’t actually care about R-rated content on Disney Plus, but saying that a Marvel property might not be kid friendly grabs headlines.

Nice to see them reference the Sonic 2 boxart on a poster.

But do the plants sing?

As one of my friends pointed out, Sprigatito belongs to porn now. The Furries are going to have a field day with that. Even if I just get Freedom Planet vibes from it.

Aside from the angry teenage boy, that’s The Lego Batman Movie.

But I think a Robin that calls Bruce on his shit and makes him a better Batman would be worth seeing. I mean, I get that no amount of money will bring his parents back, but for someone to make Bruce think about his privilege and how much good he could do…