I think I have some part of my British psyche missing. I’m not bothered either way about the Royals, I’m not bothered about the wedding and I don’t see the big issue about anyone being related to Jack the Ripper.

a 747 was flying during a thunderstorm. Suddenly a bolt of lightening strikes and one of the engines explodes. The Captain turns on the intercom “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’d like to inform you that we have just lost one of our engines. I can assure that this is nothing to worry about but we will have to add half an hour…

Starring Emma Watson as Allison Mack.

I just don’t get it. How can you take something so loud and energetic and twist it into something so boring. Is it some kind of musical sadism?

No, the voice in his head is called Manny Peeple.

Trump also said, “Many people have said, ‘You should fire him,’” but he didn’t indicate whether he planned to.

Oh, so that’s why I suddenly forgot about the Civil War.

Yep, it’s their deal with the devil.

And I’m willing to bet that the things God tells him to do is stuff he wants to do anyway.

It’s unlikely, but sure the best outcome is something of a split. Disney gets X Men, The Fantastic Four, the remaining Star Wars rights and a few other IPs whilst Comcast gets the rest.

The only better example would be Lego Minecraft; the Videogame.

Wreck-It-Ralph?

I’m not sure if it’s good writing that seeded all these painfully obvious twists, or if it’s bad writing that seeded all these painfully obvious twists.

It helps that it was going to be the last hurrah for the previous console when it got ported (like Twilight Princess), but releasing with a “proper” game, rather than glorified tech demos (which usually typify a console’s launch day) made the Switch a hell of an exciting prospect.

Absolutely. Mix that with the feeling of owning a new console, especially a Nintendo console, especially The Switch? It’s like new Zelda game, plus.

Trust me; in practice, it’s not.

For me, it was the scene where two Porgs are looking at Rey/Luke/Anakin’s lightsaber. I’ve seen the film twice, and every time I wanted one to kill the other with it accidentally.

I’d say the same thing if Mueller gets Person of the Year in 2018, but I think he’d have more pressing problems...

When you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon, you just see them thrown in, rough, I said, please don’t be too nice. Like when you guys put somebody in the car and you’re protecting their head, you know, the way you put their hand over. Like, don’t hit their head and they’ve just killed…

Exactly. And the point about shooting people doesn’t work either because - again - it plays to his base.