But if you’re serious, then first step is not getting involved with someone just because they’re an available breathing body and they say they like you even when you don’t like you.

My initial thoughts?

My system says 3,055 blocks.

In all seriousness, I’d call it Stage Flu; when an actor can pull their shit together for the stage, no matter how bad they are suffering.

So, speculation time. Hillary takes the test and it’s negative. Trump declares that she faked it and demands she provide a sample live on stage, which she, of course, refuses. Trump the decries this as proof that she’s hiding something.

Agreed, but I’d argue that these would qualify too.

I think Mr Garrison is the better choice. He’s definitely become more deranged and hypocritical over the years and him becoming the Trump surrogate on the show is spot on.

His disgusting obsession with his daughter, hands down.

“What I did 10 years ago is irrelevant because I was a different person back then. But what Bill Clinton did 20 years ago is an absolute testament to Hillary’s character today.”

I think that just about sums it up.

Turns out that Judas’ real crime was not holding out for more than 30 pieces of silver...

I would have gone for a “My friends call me Mary, but you can call me by my full name, Martha Poppins.”

“Crying wolf” is almost something that seems to have exclusively adhered to women and it needs to end.

I thought he was the visual inspiration for Jared Leto’s Joker...

Because that’s the only part of his business he genuinely cares about?

There’s not enough vomit in the world.

My sister worked in a nursery and one day she asked the kids to pretend to be animals when one kid scrunched himself up in a corner. Worried that the kid was upset, she went over and asked if he was ok.