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I was never particularly attached to HIMYM (it wasn't until the fanfare around the finale that I was able to remember what the acronym even meant), but it's unfortunate that the practice of using a dead woman as a speed bump for a male one's development is apparently no longer exclusive to drama.

Actually, Ann Coulter died of prostate cancer in 2002. Her Twitter account's a sentient emu skeleton with a swatch of eyelid skin stretched over it.

False. I present: M-A-S-H.

All sitcoms with laugh tracks are LAME. End of story.

Anyone else getting sick of Hilaria Baldwin and her famewhoring?

Honestly, the result is so embarrassing, I'd be disappointed if you didn't mock it.

Vodka and weed forever. The rest of you can go to hell! Unless you think it might be TOO FUN there, that is.

Gwyneth Paltrow descends the stairs of her summer home in Southhampton wearing a gorgeous Ralph Lauren gown. Chris Martin sits at the piano in the sun room, writing a future number one hit. The children are dancing and laughing.

As someone who works for the Fed, I fault the Federal Government with their all important worship of the private sector and contracting out services, and Red States who opted not to partipate in creating their own exchange. Federal IT systems (in general) are old, antiquated, and for the most part inadequate.

I know she is not liked much on here, but I like her.

Apparently when the zombie apocalypse hits, most female Disney characters will immediately bare their midriffs.

I miss Roundhouse every gosh darn day. JUST BRING BACK THESE SHOWS SO CHILDREN HAVE A CHANCE. Where are all the execs that were like, "Oh, we make exciting and varied TV for adults, let's just do the same for children. Sci-Fi, sitcoms, variety and sketch shows, game shows, trivia shows." and we got super awesome TV.

I used to work at Jo-Ann Fabrics as a 'keyholder' or entry level manager. The 4 main managers (not me) were all in this exact situation - and the company took SO MUCH ADVANTAGE of it. All of the salaried managers (and we are talking barely over 24,000) worked about 60 hours a week because the company gave us far

The thing about guns, they are like a MURDER BUTTON. This would not have happened if she had a knife, I guarantee. With a knife or a hammer you have to be determined to kill or at least seriously wound. With a gun, it's just a button to be pressed with a twitch of a finger. Stories like this are why guns are so

What is this, like a Mormon naughtiness bracket?

My husband left a job being a GM of a shitty little Massachusetts-based "family restaurant" to take a $15k pay cut because he was tired of having to work from 6am-1am 4 days a week. (and "only" 12 hour shifts 2-3 other days a week.) He started looking for a new job the day after my mom's surprise 50th birthday party,

So this woman is driving 60 mph in the fast lane, turning around with her cell phone to film a guy tailgating her. Who's the idiot? She should have just moved into the right lane and let him pass, even though he was indisputably being an asshole.

It kills me when commenters (I'm thinking more of the Slate piece than here) begrudge poor people their little indulgences, like whining about how they still buy cigarettes or get an expensive haircut. They'd have so much more compassion if they tracked how many times a day they delegate hated chores, have devices or