Andie MacDowell. Just seeing her name and thinking of her "acting" makes me cringe and shut down and want to hide under the covers. The scene in Four Weddings and a Funeral when she says, "Is it raining? I hadn't noticed" plagues my nightmares. She's just...no. No, no, no.

I have my doubts. Specifically, I doubt Ben Affleck can count that high.

I have a male gyno. He's about 60 - I wouldn't go to anyone else (until he retires, obviously). I went to a female gyno once in college and it was a horrible experience - I've never had anyone be so judgmental of me. I'd probably stick to dudes just because of that experience.

Don't get me wrong I'm no wild crow handler. But corvids are incredibly smart birds. In my mind it's just wasteful, unnecessary, and cruel. Plus some of them are highly entertaining, like this one..

How you chewin'?

UGHHHHH! I hate stories like this. This is not how you deal with children. And rules in school, especially ones like cell phone use, are not meant to be so iron-clad and hard and fast. Take the time to listen to what the child has to say, to figure out if there is more going on. Their ability to get an education and…

If you have a parent who loves you and supports you, then yes, you are lucky. No matter what age that parent is.

In a related survey, results show that 46.8% of people are fucking liars and do actually pee in the shower like everyone else.

Personally, I like "Sophia Blanche." Harry Weston if it's a boy. Or Stan Lanai.

Burma? Don't you mean the Republic of the Union of Myanmar?

My advice to my students (college) - when a member of the family makes a racist comment at a family gathering, loudly say, "I've got to take a shit" and leave the room. Makes it into a politeness as opposed to a political issue. They stop saying racist things and you'll stop announcing you have to take a shit when…

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

It's meaty and hefty. It has a warm personality and probably tastes like freshly baked bread.

When I was in middle school, debating which of the Disney Princes was most fuckable was our favorite pasttime.

Yes. It's awful. That and the super disappointing dick. It just doesn't have all the force of the great typhoon, nor the strength of a raging fire, you know?

"What's the harm in religion?"

That assumes that they can run understaffed. And to be absolutely clear, I'm not saying this in a "poor businesses doing what they can to get by way." The current trend of reducing expenses by squeezing as much labor out of as few people as possible mean most places are already running in a perpetual state of…

Get a Frog Togg chilly pad (or 2- totally worth it) and spray fans. If you wait to get a Disney/Universal spray fan, you will be out $18.99 +tax.

*audible gasp*

It doesn't matter what analogy you draw - there are few, if any, publicly traded companies that wouldn't fire a high-profile employee for launching into a blatantly racist tirade on Twitter, Facebook, or any other public medium. Period.