Things as Disney Princesses hasn't jumped the shark yet? :/ I need to stop clicking on these articles.
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Owl stories! Ok, so I was playing inFamous 2 sitting in my living room in my nice fold out chair I liked to play in (got a new chair I li ke better now) when suddenly there was a huge crash at the front door, which I was sitting about 3 or 4 feet from at the time. I screamed, tossed the controller in the air and…
Owls, not scary, totally fascinating creatures. Moths... OH DEAR GOD WE'RE AT DEFCOM 4, TURN THE KEY!!!
I wanted to save the world with a donation of my pretty blood, but I'm just too thin!
I just don't understand her appeal. She strikes me as someone trying so hard to be tortured. I probably would have been really into her when I was 14 I guess...
But when you do feel that way, do you just blurt it out to any- and everyone?
So, I've found my favorite kind of review, and they're not on Yelp. I really enjoy reviews of grocery stores posted on off-brand websites. The following example gets bonus crazy points for being posted on a Fry's Electronics reviews page when it's a review of Fry's Food.
"Fry's Markets seems to be going constantly…
"I just can't believe it's over, Dave. We founded D&G's Tacky as Fuck Wedding Centerpiece Emporium with such high hopes."
Isn't that... obvious? If everyone just sat the eff down, we wouldn't have this problem. If anyone who splatters the seat bothered to wipe it up we wouldn't have this problem. The point is there is no reason to hover....since toilet seats are not these cesspools we've imagine them to be. So the ire is for the people…
That's not "judging". That's being annoyed at someone who is genuinely being a fuck up for no reason at all. Not every behavior is ok. "Oh! Don't *judge* my *choice!*" Sorry Charlie. People judge when other people are pricks. Not every behavior gets a pass for fear of being judgy.
Women who hover should be thrown into a giant vat of piss.
He's working the long con. This will go on for a little while, then he will explode in a glittery shower of Kanye-ness and we'll all go "...oh. Right. Kanye." and get back to our regular levels.
i like ONTD because every time I click on a link from them it's like "Oh, right, LiveJournal was a thing once" and i laugh and laugh
There's nothing to "not get." It's a personal tribute to a woman who single-handedly raised two kids who didn't turn out to be assholes, written by a person whose job it is to be funny. I thought it was cute. High five to the writer's mom. Not everything is critical theory.
This feels like a mean thing to say, but people whose main focus seems to be on "working on" their appearance just strike me as being some of the most boring people alive.
Its not enough that rich people have money, luxury, and options. They want us to fucking cheer-lead for them too. YOU GO, HILARIA! YOU TELL THOSE POOR MOMS WHO DO ALL THE SAME SHIT YOU DO!
"She is damaged."
Dear shitbag: Micky Mouse and Bart Simpson are FICTIONAL characters. I seriously question the morality of the owners and the manager shipping this little cat all over hell and gone to make their fortunes.