Working 16 hour shifts.... all week.....for days on end
LET THE WOMAN HAVE A NICE HAIRCUT WITHOUT RIDICULE!

Oh, those terrible bad people in that terrible other culture where women are treated like property and killed for disrespecting the men in their lives. Not like the west. Oh no, that never happens here.

Based on groundbreaking, cutting edge research we've recently determined that that would be considered "incredigay".

Based on my Juris Dicktore, I can say with assurance that if two people with the same gizmos are naked in a room together, that makes it gay. More than two, it increases, to very gay, super gay, totally gay, etc.

It's telling to me that many celebrities do, in fact, post almost exclusively selfies. And I follow some of them! But it's something unique to celebrity — I don't know these people, I just like something about their persona. It's an inherently shallow relationship.

It seems like there are quite a few of us in our mid-twenties that have given up Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and selfies. I know a lot of people that have utter and complete tech-fatigue and find it utterly vapid. Is this happening with other people elsewhere? Or is this just a (as far as the people/groups I know) a…

WOW WOW WOW WOW UNBELIEVABLE! (I am sorry, I have been waiting to do this to someone since I heard.)

Contouring is a drag queen tool. It works for drag queens because they are typically performing, and the look is a more exaggerated, overdone version of femininity. When women do it, but also try to make it look natural, they look like second rate drag queens. I am really not seeing the issue here.

You'll probably just be spending the whole time daydreaming about Hannibal's Dancy coming over to your house and playing "games" with you.

Guys, I think we've reached peak "Disney characters as..." in this world. It's just no longer unique or fun.

YES hahaha

My older brother has Down Syndrome. There have been rough days in my life where he has been almost the only source of faith I have in all of humanity. People are awful, my brother never disappoints me and never fails to inspire me.

let me just take this opportunity to recommend the podcast "my brother, my brother and me" from the maximum fun network. it's three brothers who give advice to people who write in, but they also give advice to really strange yahoo answers questions, such as:

Oh, plenty of "high end" women are disempowered and victimized as well. I don't have a problem accepting some people find sex work empowering—that's how it should be—it just irritates me how thoroughly their voices dominate mainstream sex-positive discourse.

I'm not going to get into this too much but let me say, I grew up with a parent that was a sexual predator. I was pretty confrontational around things I saw and knew and experienced but there is still something particularly disturbing about living with a sexual offender who offends on the scale as Sandusky that needs…

What most people don't know is he inspired Andre 3000's famous series of 14 alrights in the song Hey Ya.

I'm beyond sick of hearing about how Lindsay Lohan is a troubled yet talented starlet.
The talent this girl had has long since been squandered. Much like Tonya Harding - it's obvious that you can actively destroy your own gifts by being a complete piece of shit. The last couple of movies she starred in were laughably…

Officer: "Excuse me Ms., what's that in your skirt?"

I read this this morning and realized that you can add up all the existentialist writings of the twentieth century and it still won't amount to one tenth of this story's distillation of what it means to be a lonely soul in a meaningless universe.