I have a major quibble with the reporting in this case, which is all about the use of quotation marks around flirt, etc.

I'd use it so much, you'd be able to consider my crotch a sylvan glen.

If it doesn't vibrate it ain't worth it.

Kim and Kanye are a concept event based on a relationship.

Murderous satanic cults don't exist. Except in the minds of fundamentalist Christians, the mentally ill and the victims of recovered memory therapy.

Aww, Ari. LOL. I have to say this Italophile was kind of not even paying attention to the break. And as you know, I am a ladyperson who usually pays attention to those things - which might give some idea as to the, um, impact of the rest of the, um, ensemble.

I will never understand why some people are so obsessed with having little genetic copies of themselves when for the same or less money and no sharp things going into their bits, they could adopt a child that would really like a family and a home.

I think his point relies on teleportation technology that allows people to zap to wherever the market meets their special-snowflake skill set.

Oh man what a difficult question j/k it's Hogwarts.

I don't normally watch skating but I happened to catch this one and I friggin' loved every minute of it. That creepily perfect, almost robotic Russian 15 year old emotionlessly destroying all her competition? Awesome. The much older (and unfortunately horsetoothed) Italian girl who had been to the Olympics multiple…

I thought she deserved the score she got. She was a bit awkward and uncomfortable on the ice. The Japanese skater was more graceful despite the fall.

That certainly contributes to it, but it started before the new scoring system. I'd pinpoint it sometime around the decline of Michelle Kwan and rise of Tara Lipinski.

she's really talented, but I think the kind of talent that will be better when she has more maturity and connection to everything. I felt like her movements had no purpose - arms were flailing around and very short and quick with her movements - like she was just running through every step of choreography through her…

I just don't get this...

While undergoing chemo last year, people were genuinely confused why I made references to gaining weight or loosing my eyelashes. Someone sent me a cartoon of a "woman with cancer" all dolled up, grocery shopping, bald, towing a young child behind her with a grin and a picture next to it of a man, moaning in bed…

Dude. I watched this morning on the live feed and this opening ceremony was BEAUTIFUL! So much more interesting than London and less scary than China. Also, I realize that they were our enemies during the communist era, but that doesn't mean they can't reflect on some positive things like... having the first man in…

I loved all the costume design, and many of the other visuals (like the blueprints that became a city) were incredible. Screw the snowflake/ring snafu, this was a feast for the eyes.

Just what we need. A guy with cargo pockets on his sleeves telling us about fashion week.

God knows I do!

Religion ruins everything. Everything. And it justifies the most heinous trespassing on people's personal liberties by imposing its values as law.