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I look forward to the day when someone wants to do porn, like Farrah clearly does, and no one cares. They just go "ok, neat" or "oh snap, gonna jack it to that!" (if that's their thing) or "by golly, i don't give a fuck!" and it's not a story anymore.

I'm surprised that they didn't touch on my house made of candy, the mirror that talks to me, and how my zillions of cats have negative impacts on my skin.

I'm still not a fan. I'm unabashedly Team Kwan for evah!!!!.

I can never think about Tara Lipinski without feeling irrational rage about HOW MICHELLE KWAN WAS ROBBED! (Ok, so I might or might not have been a super competitive 10 year old in 1998 that got way too emotional about watching figure staking at the Olympics.)

I've side-eyed Tara Lipinski since she won the gold medal, but this puts her way back on my good side. Well done, lady.

You know what I find so weird about every discussion about this shit? Almost every article that mentions Soon Yi refers to her as "Mia Farrow's adopted daughter". Why do they do this? If you adopt, that child is your child. Why is it never "Mia Farrow's daughter"? I feel like throwing in the "adopted" label serves as

The featured Youtube still from the video is one of the following:

It must be nearly Lady Shame week for me because I just read this and wept like a baby. OH MY CRIPPLING EMOTIONS AND SELF LOATHING. I'm going to go buff my vagina with a leather shamois.

Can we just deport this "Florida Man" character and be done with it? Seems like he causes all the trouble around here...

Someone needs to take away Ariana's panty hose supply. STAT.

Best book I've ever read on these horrid, disgusting plague animals was:

"It's as if the Raiders' owners believe that the laws that protect all workers in California just don't apply to them."

I wanna try SIZZURP so bad! On paper it sounds like PLUR in a cup, however...codiene? It probably feels like lets sleep like a rock in a cup.

This is California - isn't marijuana decriminalized there? Who cares if Bieber has bongs in his own house? Plenty of folks I know who live in CA work at dispensaries and smoke marijuana all the time. Also people in Colorado. Again - who cares?

Bottles of prescription codeine? I have some of those. I think nearly every

I love all of this! Yes, all! I have no shame! NONE!

guy looks like a bitchy alien.

He is so UGLY. Ya'll have terrible taste.

Every time I move into a new place, I heave a huge sigh of relief that it's not haunted. we do have this weird dirt cellar thing with bricks piled up on one "wall". I went down there with my bf and a friend once and when my bf tried to move a brick, I drunkenly shouted, "don't disturb the bricks!! that's how shit

I have never experienced anything "paranormal"., and because of this I'd consider myself a non-believer. I enjoy this sort of thing, though. I have a Ouija board on my shelf (it has been used, no luck though) and I've done seances and shit, but nothing.

The fact that she received equal, if not less, photoshopping than "conventional-looking" women (like Jennifer Lawrence's Flare cover) speaks volumes to me. I don't think Lena was altered much at all. If anything, this story made me appreciate Vogue.