I read "Think Like A Man." His sadness makes me happy.

Not exactly. Theaters take half the box office receipts, and then you have to include marketing budgets.

Warner Bros took the proper route with this concerning their classic cartoons: release them uncensored with a disclaimer saying "These cartoons are a product of their time, but to deny them is to deny these prejudices ever existed in the first place."

82% drop off in the second week in China. I think that sends a clear message.

They're still upset Doctor Who strain is only available for medicinal purposes rather than recreational.

Good lord if anyone desperately needed a toke, it's him.

Y'know what they say: you can't make an omlette without breaking some brains.

Just a heads up, it varies from person to person.

I live in Portland where you can throw a rock and find a dispensary in any compass direction. Considering the city hasn't gone to bedlam since it became legal in this state, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the people who smoke it regularly are doing just fine in their lives.

One hit. One hit of marijuana is all it takes.

Can I get my brains over-easy with a side of bacon?

I love how after the robbery trial the jury was like "Everything was on tape. There was so way NOT to convict."

Jim Jeffries told an amazing story where he and his girlfriend got tied up and robbed, and the thieves stole some of his weed he had in his dresser draw. Few blocks down they get arrested and I'm curious what they said to the cops.

Even the Joker had a moment like that. "I may be a crook, but I'm an American crook!"

I keep thinking of SNL's portrayal of Lester Holt: "Is that it? Did we get him? Oh no of course not because NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE."

I put it in the same realm as "Airbender": it might as well be.

Combine offensive with unfunny and you get Jeff Dunham.

Oh, dude, I worked in a movie theater when that movie came out and somehow I can still perfectly recall details and scenes. Memory is stupid like that.

More like the poor man's Durmot Mulroney.

Hell I wanted to throttle both of them just watching a two hour movie.