It will forever baffle me how all the males in Twilight went after mopey, mumbling Kristen Stewart when Anna Kendrick is RIGHT THERE.

Dude got to make the Scott Pilgrim movie AND date Anna Kendrick while doing it. It's like he fell in love with my Tumblr page.

Ah see I'd grab a fresh drink when they play Acrobat. Not a bad song, I just don't feel anything when I hear it.

Good God, I just realized I'm almost coming up on a decade of hearing news about this worthless woman's pursuits. And after Trump getting elected it's only going to get worse, since they're friends.

IMO Achtung Baby is way more consistent and engaging all the way through, so I think that'd be less of an issue.

Kind of sad they didn't ask him about "Pumpkinhead." That role is so unlike all his others (playing a passionate redneck rather than a cool, collected type) I kinda wanted to know more.

Ah see I could never get into that. As much as I love Galaxy Quest I resented lists that tried to put it above Into Darkness or something like that. I'd go "Guys, I didn't like Into Darkness either, but I sat through Final Frontier and Nemesis. It could be WAY worse."

Ah see Deathly Hallows Part 1 is probably my least favorite next to Goblet of Fire. Goblet of Fire I didn't like because the script clearly didn't know what parts of the book to focus on or to cut. DH Part 1 meanwhile was slavishly loyal to my least favorite part of the book (camping in the Forest of Dean) so I just…

Same. Especially since Newell clearly didn't know how to make sense of the story or comedy when he came on for Goblet of Fire. Seriously, so many comedic scenes are awkwardly acted and just fall with a thud. The fact that it has the most nonsensical adaption of the books makes it worse.

I remember loving the subtle changes to the films as the actors would get more comfortable, the stories would get more stream-lined, and the directors would put their personal stamp on things. You had the bright colors of Columbus, the desaturated dread of Cuaron, the outright anarchy of Newell, and finally the eerie…

And it was spoiled by the British tabloids even before that. The BBC had no choice but to run with it.

SAME HERE. That huge pan across the hull I started singing "It's cold outside…"

Frowniest Doctor ever!

Ironically Men At Work has a song titled "The Man With Two Hearts."

With the jacket and goatee, Simm has gone full Anthony Ainley. I'm into it.

"To My Brother Russell, Who I Raped"

Agreed. It's more of an affectionate parody.

Say it with me: SPACEBALLS DAH FLAMETHROWAH!

Kind of like how after Jimmy Saville died they took down all the streets named in his honor and the ornate gravestone his family arranged.

That makes this even more baffling! He just got a mistrial for goddamn sexual assault, and now he's giving a lecture on how to avoid sexual assault charges? That's tap-dancing on a goddamn land mine.