I’m a Silmarillion-reading, D&D-playing, comics-collecting geek and that passage embarrasses even me.

We’ve reached Peak Fantasy when the anti-fantasy-sports takes are worse than listening to someone talk about their fantasy team. Jesus Christ, that was a death march in text form.

This happened in Florida. He was at the very least the mayor.

Serves him right for wearing an Acetony Romo jersey

Read the room. Everyone is trying to explain to you that you should be quiet now. I’m not your problem, look inside.

Lol... “I said something stupid, totally incapable of understanding your not at all subtle or difficult to understand message, so now I’ll say, “whatever, I don’t even care!’”

“Caring”?

Shhhhh.... Hush now, it’s called a quiet room for a good reason. The doc will be here in a minute...

Psychothrills, stay down. You’ve already lost this fight.

Don’t worry, most of us got your point.

Really, the interjection was where I lost you? OK then...

You know that. I know that. I was making a point about oppression not magically vanishing at some point 100 years ago. Good christ, my second paragraph basically spells that out by mentioning those exact things you point out.

You literally just described why it’s offensive! He’s treating her just like he’d treat a child in that situation and that’s the problem.

You heard it here first everyone, Women, they’re basically children.

Jesus fuck dude, what were the stupendously offensive similes you passed on before floating this like? Did you consider using: like a monkey playing QB? Or like an Asian that’s bad at math? What the hell is wrong with you? It’s not even the first time SHE’s asked him a question like that, let alone any other woman.

....he was trying to hit the upright here. Pretty much every kicker does this to test accuracy before games.

He was aiming for the upright. Which is something most NFL kickers do to practice their AIM while practicing. Has nothing to do with demons.

When Blair Walsh practice kicks, he aims for the left upright. Smaller target and you can gauge your accuracy better.

This is an incredibly misleading article.

I’m curious, what do you mean by, “now you’re paying the price for your funny little joke”? He’s clearly trolling, and if he loses this, it won’t really affect him, he will have just cost the Bears some of their time and money as a result. If he wins it, he gets the last laugh. Either way, he’s laughing.