"Gay Man Doesn't Like Pussies"

When something collapses something else becomes erect. It's called Newton's Third Leg Emotion.

You right. The part about how all serious partners were looking for monogamous relationships suggests she's not upfront.

So, like, you wouldn't have succeeded to the throne?

I'm not, see?

They're on a mission from Kali.

Gaga googa. Gaga googa. Gaga goo gaga.

All we have to do is take out words like "Baby" and "Darling" and replace them with "Jesus".

Honestly, unless I knew the motherfuckers would be chill I'd veto just about any FIFA/Madden/MLB etc. franchise sport game on the grounds that so many people are shitty winners and losers in those games.

Well, yeah, but if you look at it as the gross total of a large demographic compared to the gross total small demographic then the numbers seem intentionally misleading.

Weighing internet comments so heavily must get you trolled a lot.

People round everything up. Playing mahjong makes you a gamer, using Facebook makes you a reader, and skimming an article makes you educated. I got a C in 100 level Sociology, so I have a pretty firm grasp on this sort of thing.

After you passed out, I snuck into your room with a big bottle of suntan oil, put on some Al Green…

"Pansexual" means they're some sort of nymph. Probably a water nymph or a wood nymph.

Baptists don't have sex standing up because God might think they're dancing.

Where being a drama-queen is concerned: if dude is the asshole genuine article then he's playing a game he wins when drama erupts anyway. Provoking her response might simply be the means to his actual end. In addition to being dramatic it's a bad idea to make this a public thing because doing so is essentially…

Those guys are letting their low-hanging fruit make their decisions.

When I was back there in Centenary school there was a person there who put forth the proposition that you can petition the lord with prayer.

Headline:
MIA is being sued by the NFL, an NPO, for an FU on NBC.

There's one well-documented case of a sex doll coming to life and turning into a feminist career woman who fucks her briefcase with complete disregard for the state of her business papers.