Call up Catherine the Great.

I would like to chip in that your boyfriend sounds pretty solid.

BIBFAULT maybe should have asked what is the wise thing to do.

Is that the proper name for the ghost of facetiousness present? I feel pretty embarrassed about calling him "Chuck" all the time.

"The VW Beetle isn't wrong, but it doesn't make Hitler right."
"The VW Beetle isn't wrong, but it doesn't make Hitler right."
"The VW Beetle isn't wrong, but it doesn't make Hitler right."
"The VW Beetle isn't wrong, but it doesn't make Hitler right."
"The VW Beetle isn't wrong, but it doesn't make Hitler right."

Just put them all on the Titanic.

Soon enough somebody will talk about how Tolkien sucks.

I hope Kanye West puts forth his thoughts on the matter.

Regardless of what you or I might think of contemporary movies, I'm certain we can all agree that substance peaked during the John Wayne era.

And "the gift of speech" is funny as fuck.

I'm neither a vorarephile nor a big fan of Gwar. However, their human devouring world maggot could be really, really hot for persons who are seriously into vorarephilia and/or Gwar.

I hear the, uh, "dissident feminists" argue notable organizations, particularly NOW, have focused on women as victims of society (men) rather than focusing on education (for everyone) because one sells well and, unfortunately, the one that is actually beneficial to society doesn't sell.

It's a great way to meet lifeguards.

And you don't want chapped lips.

Dear Savage Dik,

I've heard "gay for" used mostly in a context that doesn't imply the typical fan is homosexual.

People got salmonella from spinach.

I'm in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha!

"The AV Club," The Anachronist sighed.

If I am often in a room by myself, such as the bathroom, I am often the smartest person in the room. However, I am also the least wise.