It's a shame what they've done to Ella Fitzgerald's work. Now music just sounds like shit.

She might want to get her prostate checked.

He's the extortionist crime lord in Half Baked. The one who'll fly you to the moon like Alice Kramden.

Often overlooked by people who can Google, the first two Labors of Heracles involved filing a petition for change of name in the Greek bureaucratic system and being awarded a legal injunction that he be known far and wide as "Hercules". The fabled "Valid Notarization of His Own Signature" is a feat unmatched prior or…