No. From a barista standpoint, frapp- (-uccino, e, é)s are never the correct answer.

Can we as The Internet just all band together to make severance tacos a reality. Like, I’m not even kidding here.

Pinkham, in his free time:

Somehow, I’m now just imagining you sitting at a computer in the wee hours of the morning, only by the light of the screen, with tabs on tabs of food porn, just cackling uncontrollably. The kind of uncontrollable cackle that is usually reserved for the villains of cheesy movies or kids TV shows.

Dammit, Pinkham. I laugh with you when you use these pictures to toy with all the East-Coasties on their lunch breaks, drooling at the mere sight of amazing food. But it’s breakfast time in Seattle, with nary a Top Pot in sight, and you throw THIS at me? What did I ever do to you to deserve such torture?

This. You get all the stars.

This is one of the most level-headed, well-worded responses I’ve ever seen (and hence, I don’t want you to think at all that I’m trying to fight anything you said, just piggybacking on you). I 100% saw myself in your “most likely to condemn infighting” insight, given that I’m about as close to the most privileged you…

Yeah, the sugar at DD is most definitely not a sugar syrup. I used to get iced coffees from them every once in a while because the Chicago area ones usually have a deal where if you bring in a White Sox ticket the day after they score in a specific inning, you get a free small iced coffee. If it wasn’t free, I would…

To be fair, he probably thought he was ordering the Piglio Griglio.

Lao Sze Chuan is one of my favorite places in Chicago (man, I miss that city). I believe the owner has several restaurants, each with different regional Chinese food (talk about the opposite of every restaurant in this thread!). Lao Sze Chuan, Lao Beijing, Lao Shanghai, etc.

Mind blown? The Mandy Moore song was when Jody and Cooper are on his motorcycle and also when they are, erm, doing other things.

Oh, and don’t forget starring in a tie-in Mandy Moore music video...

I think there was a typo in Keith’s story.

Frank Myers’ story...all I could think of was this:

Chipotle wins so much for hiring in my experience. I have been complimented on my purple dinosaur earrings almost every time I go to the Chipotle closest to my apartment, and, on one occasion, was given free chips and guac because they liked my "I never received my acceptance letter to Hogwarts, so I'm leaving the…

I've lived a very sad, DZ-less life since the late 90s...

*blushes* Dude, you just get me.

THANKS FOR BRINGING UP DISCOVERY ZONE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS I TOTALLY WASN'T OVER THAT

2 things:

I met her at the Emmy's once. It was only for about 5 seconds, because as soon as she realized I was not famous and had no clout (or klout, for that matter), she couldn't really be bothered to talk to me, but still...