No, they most definitely make tights in all the skin-toned colors of the rainbow. I used to do ballet and when I was a teenager, my school decided to switch from traditional pink tights to "everyone wear tights that match your skin tone," since we were all progressive and whatnot. Except then we all had to spend…

YES. YES. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS BREAD-SAVINGLY, MONOGRAMMED-THERMOS-LY, CRUNCHY-RED-ALLERGICALLY GOOD IN THIS WORLD, GO WITH THIS OPTION PLEASE.

I'm so jealous of your husband. These guys are brilliant (my other favorite: "treat me like a pirate and give me that booty")

http://www.starbucks.com/menu/catalog/p… I see no iced cappuccino.

The baker's dozen thing is definitely a fair point...but in this case we're talking a box of cupcakes, for which a baker's dozen would be a lot harder/weirder to package!

The footlong one reminds me of a customer who asked me how many items were in our DOZEN box. Like, with both these stories, I guess I get that the number isn't blatantly mentioned, but GEEZ did these people not go to grade school?

Jooooooiiinnnnn usssssss.

Precisely why I love not having a car...I'm a native Chicagoan, so driving on the hills scares me to death. The buses are great, though!

A Seattle-ite!? BCO Seattle meet-up?

The whole celebrity chef thing is really getting to me lately. Like, most of them don't have anything to do with their restaurants anymore other than attaching their names to them.

Question (for you or anyone else with a legit allergy or anyone who wants to weigh in).

Question (for you or anyone else with a legit allergy or anyone who wants to weigh in).