I got put in Twitter jail for joking that I hoped a racist troll would “choke on his mayo sandwich.”

Melanin-deficient cook here. You bet your ass I wash my chicken. Only people who think Dash is a seasoning don’t wash.

Is that Jake Gyllenhaal in drag?

Did they fix the shitty infotainment system? Does it have ApplePlay?

I worked in newsrooms for 30 years. There’s no fucking way a hack with no journalism experience would get hired as an editor. None.

I wonder how much due diligence Miami did on the guy, cuz I’ll be totally shocked if he’s got a record somewhere.

Man, there’s a whole lot of shitty films here. Any of the writers over 40?

This is basically a version of, “If a Gerald Ford-class aircraft carrier, with a full flight wing, fought in WW II, could it beat the entire Imperial Navy?”

Please, sweet jesus, let them have replaced the worse-than-worthless entertainment system with something that actually works. Include Apple CarPlay and I’ll believe in god again.

Excellent piece. Harley is doomed, though it’ll take a while to throw the last shovel of dirt on its grave. It’s a meathead brand now, a statement of “individualism” as you join the dwindling herd.

I’ve been riding for 45 years; I’ve had more than a dozen bikes, including three Harleys. When I buy another there’s…

I spent 30 years in newsrooms. It goes like this:
“We need a minority. See if HR’s got any.”
“How would we know?”
“Tell ’em look for somebody named Jamal or Lateisha or something.”
“They say they got an Oscar.”
“He black? Sounds Latino.”
“I dunno, but he’s got five years covering cops.”
“Whatever.”

As a middle-aged white guy I could stroll into that building naked and carrying an ax and Key Fob Kelly would smile and hold the fucking door for me. 

I’m a vet and you can go fuck yourself.

I don’t wanna give this POS any credit, but he coulda been referencing Charles Rangel, black former congressman from NY. 

Ordered, and I can’t wait. Only thing gonna be better than the food is the cause. Thanks, your Highness!

Oh, I think she knows. Self-hatred is a messy drink you spill on everybody.

While Tiger’s one of the GOATs, the dude is trash, just fucking trash.

I’m a straight guy, and my love for Idris will, somehow, survive this tragedy.

I just wanna listen to Aretha and drink the rest of the day.

Don’t judge, but I spent a lot of time around bikers back in the day. Trust me on this: they’re a bunch Nazis. That dude’s SS tat is as common as beer guts and black T-shirts among the Harley crowd. Fuck those guys.