“Sir, this is an empty room”

What was happening at the end of that clip? Did one of the players pass out and another get injured in the celebration?

Twitch Plays NBA GM would result in counterproductive moves to troll fans, a shaky understanding of the rules, wildly veering between different strategies on the fly, no real leadership, and making decisions at random.

“Have you ever been to a Greek bath?”

Mitch Richmond was far better than Anthony.

Terminally unfunny center Dwight Howard...is back from a butt injury,

shouts also to Jarrett Allen’s afro, the best since Ben Wallace

It’s no autocorrect; I am very aware of his injury history.

Who loses this much before they get to Vegas?

This is 2018 Gary Payton or Reggie Miller.

“Let’s, the three of us, complain at length to the media about how he didn’t get under our skin. That’ll show him.”

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

After Gruden gets fired, ESPN really needs to hire him back to do weekly pieces where he sits down with young pass rushers and just watch Mack tape.

Boy will Gruden be red in the face when he reads this

Which owner is Duke Phillips? Cuban seems about right, but doesn’t have that perfect blend of old-to-ornery.

“Erin go fuck yourself” is fantastic.

As a Knicks fan I can say honestly to Jimmy Butler...

I can answer that.

The internet was a mistake.