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again, Deadspin misses out on using the best name that appropriately sum up his career: Ben Rapesaburger 

remember you heard here first - kawhi is going to Charlotte, after they trade Kemba Walker to Indiana   

for the longest time I never saw the hawk in the Atlanta Hawks logo, I just thought it was a pac-man and since it was the 80's when I first saw it - I let it slide. 

i’m calling it now. going to throw a curveball every free agency craze: Kwahi is going to Charlotte. 

i’m usually with you on this. But if they did decide to hold off after even the 3rd goal in the first half, people would have bitched that they should’ve scored more. Their celebrations were short and not condescending (maybe when Morgan counted to 4) and just kept playing. I hear that side of the argument and am

you stop this right now.

apparently, it’s been fixed, can you update?

No respect for Detlef Schrempf.” is the quote of that video.

The funnest thing the kings will do all year. 

That laugh/cry is the end result of getting what you want but not what you wanted. I’m the youngest in the family, I know this combo code.

worked at a local coffee shop, just this past year - from June to November ‘17- and after about a month, I got randomly put in charge of getting the new hires up to speed. which - take order, write on cups, take money, give cup to person to make drink, smile, say thank you come again - isn’t the biggest equation of

Drew, you have a OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME to call him by his true last name in this series: Ben Rapesaburger. Please do so for next years’, before he decides to not-unretire.

i’d give you a plus, but does this team do anything positive?

that’s pretty sad.

i’d jump around like that all the time if i had those socks.

WOULD’VE BEEN BETTER OFF IN FUCKIN’ CHARLOTTE LEBRON!

so...LBJ has to trust a GM... Jordan has six rings and they are on the same shoe clothing line. HOW CAN YOU NOT TRUST THAT.

yeah, 6'10" athletes shouldn’t do jump kicks. Just ask Sid Eudy.  

yeah, and Lebron is totally cool with LiAnglo and LaMelo joining as free agents!”- Jeannie Buss as she is raising a shovel to LaVar Ball’s head