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BALLARD: “THE RIVARLY IS BACK ON”
*puts on ninja mask and disappears into smoke cloud*

Greg Ostertag

i was thinking the exact thing.
You have just made Denver the destination in which Russ descends upon and destroys for the next 10 years.

sorry, i see Tebow and go angry. which kinda proves your point? i guess? *drops down a well*

yeah, he’s really lucky in that football career he has going on right now...

WWE Raw should have it’s named changed to THE BRAUN STROWMAN FLIPPING THINGS 2 HOUR SPECIAL.

i know he is essentially that douchebag in real life, but in what world would boasting about how many instagram followers you have should be the main reason for getting laid?

i don’t want this tandem to end either, but the idea of Giannis/Boogie or AD playing together blows my mind - not championship material but fun

heartbreaker: i was watching that saints/vikings game and had the exact opposite reaction that Drew had. i was sitting with my 2 year old and everything was going fine. i held my breath on that throw and actually started yelling NO at the tv. i’d been so good about not yelling or cheering at the tv (especially for

this is all true

manning’s have 3. Eli 2, Peyton 1 (he went to 2 but lost the last one.) unless eli won a third while the rest of the world was in a coma.

You had the chance to use “Ben Rapesaburger”on here, Drew.

Which makes you wonder how many banana stickers do the healthy ones get at the end of the season.

OKC leaves a box of soiled croutons near Larry Birds’ salad...

If I may: “Holy Smokes, the Clippers just traded Chris Paul for a half a pack of cigarettes.”

Better headline - Chicago Bulls trade Jimmy Butler for a used box of crayons

I’ve been playing video games since I can remember. Been playing NES since I was 6. Once beat Turtles 2 - 7 times in a row without using a continue.

i’d give you a +1, but then that would mean that the Knicks have something positive out of association....

I just call him Ben Rapesaburger and whenever they (and Jamis Winston) get eliminated my first thoughts are RAPISTS DON’T WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS

i’m pretty sure there is and wouldn’t be surprised. Because as we all know. The American Conference #4 and Sun Belt #6 need to have their bowl game. We can have 42 bowl games this year (including the championship game) but we can’t have an 8 team playoff bracket.